"And though the past had it's share of injustice,
fine was the spirit in many a way,
but it's protectors and friends have been sleeping --
now it's a monster and will not obey."
-- from the song The Monster by Steppenwolf
Here is another example of what happens when we allow the federal government to "help" us, and it proves the old adage that "Whoever pays the piper calls the tune."
Senior citizens dining at the Ed Young Senior Citizens Center in Port Wentworth, Georgia have offered a prayer of thanks before their meals for as long as anyone can remember. Now these elderly Americans, members of the greatest generation who sacrificed so much of their young lives to fight for our freedoms, are being told they can no longer pray together before their meals.
Federal regulations have graciously allowed them a moment of silence for private prayer - at least for now.
An outift called Senior Citizens Inc. has been contracted by the city of Port Wentworth to provide meals at the Senior Citizens Center, at a cost of about $6 per meal. The seniors pay only 55 cents for the meal, and the federal government makes up the difference.
So now, prayers before the meals are an issue - a violation, in the all-seeing eyes of our Big Brother in Washington, of the separation of church and state.
The rationale is that since the federal government is paying for the meals, federal guidelines must be followed in all areas related to the meal service.
First the kids couldn't pray in school. Now senior citizens can't pray aloud over their government-subsidized meals.
I wonder -- if you are eating food at home that was purchased with food stamps, will the government someday decide that your private meal-time activities must conform to federal regulations? You may laugh, and say that is ridiculous. But how ridiculous is censoring the prayers of senior citizens?
When we keep giving more money (which means more power) to the federal government, and keep inviting the federal government to get ever more deeply involved in every facet of our daily lives, we encourage the government to dictate the conduct of everything we do.
Should we be surprised that the government now tells senior citizens they can't pray aloud before a meal? Isn't this just the kind of power that liberals love to lord over us, the unwashed masses?
The bigger our government grows, the more of this we can expect. It is an irrrefutable lesson of history that power corrupts. We have created a monster, and as it grows more powerful, it will only become more corrupt and arbitrary in it's use of power.
How far will they push us before we push back? Just another reason to "Remember in November." The coming 2010 election will decide if we can reverse this tyrannical tide of government control, or continue to march towards the "brave new world" of the nanny state.
Check out the full news report at http://www.wsbtv.com/news/23495797/detail.html
Monday, May 10, 2010
Saturday, May 1, 2010
Tales from the Airport Men's Room
Let's face it: men are pigs.
We can't help it. We try to be civilized, but it just doesn't come naturally to us. Case in point: the condition of the average men's public restroom.
While en route home this week from a trip to Florida, the call of nature compelled me to visit the men's facilities in terminal 3 of the Fort Lauderdale airport.
Apparently a jumbo-jet full of men afflicted with incontinence, who had just finished an in-flight watermelon-eating contest, landed at the terminal right before I got to the restroom.
Oh, the inhumanity!
Various areas of the floor around the urinals were puddled with what I could only assume was something I really didn't want being tracked around on the bottom of my shoes. Guys were lined up three deep for the urinals. The stalls were filled.
I was in a hurry. I had a plane to catch.
Then I spotted the one empty stall in the corner. It was the extra-large stall marked for handicapped use.
There were no handicapped men in sight. It seemed a shame to let this valuable bit of real estate go to waste when there was a roomful of men in such dire need.
I calculated that even if someone in a wheelchair was heading that direction, I would be in and out before they could get there. Worst case scenario: I would have to abandon the mission mid-stream, so to speak, if a handicapped man in desperate straits began pounding on the door.
There are moments in a man's life when he is forced to make a split-second decision, and move forward regardless of the consequences.
I had made up my mind. I was going in.
So it was that I found myself in a clean, spacious stall, with its own private sink. It was an oasis of tranquility amidst the sloshing bedlam in the rest of the men's room. I suddenly wished I had a newspaper and a cup of coffee, and did not have to rush out to catch a plane.
It didn't take long for my idyllic repose to be interrupted by some crude fool pounding at the stall door. I could see his feet under the partition. He was no more handicapped than me, and he could just wait his turn like everyone else.
"Just a minute!" I shouted.
A few moments later, some joker about 6'6" was peeking over the partition at me. I looked up at him and he quickly turned away. Is there no respect for privacy these days?
When I was ready to leave, I washed my hands in my private sink, and made my way out through the wading pool in the middle of the room. An overworked custodian had arrived with a mop. He would have a long afternoon ahead of him trying to keep up with this mob.
I elbowed my way through the crowd, and just as I made it out the door, I noticed a young father (who was apparently traveling alone with his daughter) leading a bewildered-looking 4-year-old girl into the men's room that I had just escaped. This might get ugly, I thought to myself.
I could only hope that father and daughter had thick rubber-soled shoes, and that they were fortunate enough to find the corner stall with the private sink.
We can't help it. We try to be civilized, but it just doesn't come naturally to us. Case in point: the condition of the average men's public restroom.
While en route home this week from a trip to Florida, the call of nature compelled me to visit the men's facilities in terminal 3 of the Fort Lauderdale airport.
Apparently a jumbo-jet full of men afflicted with incontinence, who had just finished an in-flight watermelon-eating contest, landed at the terminal right before I got to the restroom.
Oh, the inhumanity!
Various areas of the floor around the urinals were puddled with what I could only assume was something I really didn't want being tracked around on the bottom of my shoes. Guys were lined up three deep for the urinals. The stalls were filled.
I was in a hurry. I had a plane to catch.
Then I spotted the one empty stall in the corner. It was the extra-large stall marked for handicapped use.
There were no handicapped men in sight. It seemed a shame to let this valuable bit of real estate go to waste when there was a roomful of men in such dire need.
I calculated that even if someone in a wheelchair was heading that direction, I would be in and out before they could get there. Worst case scenario: I would have to abandon the mission mid-stream, so to speak, if a handicapped man in desperate straits began pounding on the door.
There are moments in a man's life when he is forced to make a split-second decision, and move forward regardless of the consequences.
I had made up my mind. I was going in.
So it was that I found myself in a clean, spacious stall, with its own private sink. It was an oasis of tranquility amidst the sloshing bedlam in the rest of the men's room. I suddenly wished I had a newspaper and a cup of coffee, and did not have to rush out to catch a plane.
It didn't take long for my idyllic repose to be interrupted by some crude fool pounding at the stall door. I could see his feet under the partition. He was no more handicapped than me, and he could just wait his turn like everyone else.
"Just a minute!" I shouted.
A few moments later, some joker about 6'6" was peeking over the partition at me. I looked up at him and he quickly turned away. Is there no respect for privacy these days?
When I was ready to leave, I washed my hands in my private sink, and made my way out through the wading pool in the middle of the room. An overworked custodian had arrived with a mop. He would have a long afternoon ahead of him trying to keep up with this mob.
I elbowed my way through the crowd, and just as I made it out the door, I noticed a young father (who was apparently traveling alone with his daughter) leading a bewildered-looking 4-year-old girl into the men's room that I had just escaped. This might get ugly, I thought to myself.
I could only hope that father and daughter had thick rubber-soled shoes, and that they were fortunate enough to find the corner stall with the private sink.
Friday, April 16, 2010
Just Another Average American Tea Party Rally
Can we please put away the race card?Every time the media reports on a Tea Party event, the protesters involved are invariably cast as fringe right-wing racist rednecks. Yesterday I attended my third Tea Party rally, at the Indiana State Capitol building, and all I saw were peace-loving American patriots who were concerned for the future of our country.
Granted, there may be a few loony-tunes on the far-far fringe right who have some racial issues concerning our president. Such people will always be around, unfortunately. But to paint the Tea Party Movement as some kind of racist backlash against our first black president is a cheap political shot. More importantly, it is false.
There are millions of everyday Americans, people just like you and me, who may have never before been politically engaged. We went to work, raised our families, paid our taxes, and probably took for granted the liberty and prosperity we have enjoyed as American citizens -- that is, until the socialist wing of the Democratic Party took over this country in 2008.
We are riled up now -- and we have learned, the hard way, that our liberties cannot (and should not) be taken for granted any longer. This has nothing to do with the ethnicity of the man in the White House. It has everything to do with the agenda being advanced by a one-party government with a promiscuous lust for power, and a condescending disregard for our Constitution and the rule of law.
What alarms me, and millions of other freedom-loving Americans, is the explosive expansion of government control over our daily lives, and the reckless government spending that threatens to bankrupt us.
If the fact that the new "health care reform" legislation will require hiring 16,000 additional IRS agents doesn't disturb you, I would suggest you stay away from sharp objects and moving machinery, because you are seriously lacking in situational awareness.
For every problem that faces this country, the Democratic Party's solution is always the same: more government control, bigger government bureaucracies, and of course, higher taxation to pay for it all.Please don't dismiss this as partisan hyperbole. Can you give me a single example of anything Barack Obama has proposed that did NOT involve growing government and spending more money? I'm waiting...still waiting...ho hum...still waiting...that's what I thought...let's move on.
To be fair, the Republican Party has also failed us in many ways over the past decade. The best thing that can be said about too many of the Republican politicians is that they were the slightly lesser of two evils on election day.
For some reason, we never seem to learn the lessons of history. Without exception, throughout the ages, unrestrained government power has always brought corruption, oppression, and eventual tyranny.
The only way to safeguard our liberties, and our children's future, is to keep our government as small as possible -- and for us, as citizens, to live self-reliant lives without expecting government hand-outs. That's what adults do. It's called being a grown-up. It's also called being responsible for yourself, and it is a prerequisite to living as a free citizen in a democratic republic.
You will never be truly free if you are depending on someone else for your needs -- especially if that someone else is your government.
I have great hopes for this country, because I believe that the common sense of average Americans will rise to the challenges of these times. The masses are now awakened to the gravity of our nation's situation.
We now realize this country needs to change course. We know that we need to elect political leaders who believe in the common sense principles that made America the world's bastion of freedom and opportunity.
One of two things will happen over the next few years. We will get control of ourselves and shrink our government back down to it's proper dimensions -- OR -- we will succumb to the suffocating embrace of a socialist state that has become too big for us to restrain, and it will continue to grow until it completely consumes our liberties and our sustenance.
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Nickled And Dimed And Pennied To Death
"If you drive a car, I'll tax the street.
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat.
If it gets too cold, I'll tax the heat.
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet."
-- from the song Taxman, by George Harrison
Since this is April 15th, it means I finally finished getting my taxes filed two days ago. I was early this year.
I hate to whine, but I could not help noticing that some genius at the Indiana Department of Revenue thought it would be a good idea to increase the sheets of paper required to file my state taxes from two to six. Way to go green!
My pet peeve for today, though, concerns Schedule 4 of the Indiana tax form, which deals with "Use tax on out-of-state purchases," which we will henceforth refer to as UTOOOSP.
Indiana's sales tax rate has, over time, crept its way up to 7%. Every retail merchant in Indiana works as an unpaid tax collector every time they sell you something. Whatever you purchase in Indiana, from an Indiana merchant, automatically kicks back 7% to the state.
This is quite a tidy sum of revenue, but apparently not enough. Not satisfied with skimming 7% off the top on your in-state purchases, Indiana also has UTOOOSP.
What gives Indiana the right to tax a transaction that takes place in another state? Good question! Nonetheless, that is the law. Welcome to the world of UTOOOSP.
On page 22 of the IT-40 instructions booklet it states:
But that just scratches the surface. We should all be doing a lot better job of tracking our UTOOOSP, lest we cause the state of Indiana to plummet into insolvency.
Remember that trip to Cincinnati last fall for Aunt Gertrude's 90th birthday party? Remember how you stopped for gas after you crossed the state line? And after picking up a couple of Cherry Cokes and some Moon Pies for the kids, you owed the clerk at the gas/convenience store $42.87? You think you are done with that transaction just because the clerk collected Ohio's 6.5% sales tax (5.5% state and 1.0% county) on that purchase?
Think again, you derelict scofflaw!
According to the IT-40 worksheet, you owe some UTOOOSP to Indiana. Since you only ponied up 6.5% to Ohio, Indiana wants that other 0.5%, and they want it now! By law, you are expected to save that receipt, calculate the difference between the Ohio tax and our Indiana tax, and remember to pay your UTOOOSP for what you spent on that trip to Aunt Gertrude's.
You will have spent all that time and energy to remember to pay Indiana an additional 21 cents in UTOOOSP.
If you travel much at all, you cannot help but be on the FBI's Most Wanted UTOOOSP list. Who in their right mind can keep track of such minutiae?
Just how much time does our state legislature think the average taxpayer has to waste? It's laws like UTOOOSP that give our otherwise esteemed Indiana General Assembly a bad reputation.
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat.
If it gets too cold, I'll tax the heat.
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet."
-- from the song Taxman, by George Harrison
Since this is April 15th, it means I finally finished getting my taxes filed two days ago. I was early this year.
I hate to whine, but I could not help noticing that some genius at the Indiana Department of Revenue thought it would be a good idea to increase the sheets of paper required to file my state taxes from two to six. Way to go green!
My pet peeve for today, though, concerns Schedule 4 of the Indiana tax form, which deals with "Use tax on out-of-state purchases," which we will henceforth refer to as UTOOOSP.
Indiana's sales tax rate has, over time, crept its way up to 7%. Every retail merchant in Indiana works as an unpaid tax collector every time they sell you something. Whatever you purchase in Indiana, from an Indiana merchant, automatically kicks back 7% to the state.
This is quite a tidy sum of revenue, but apparently not enough. Not satisfied with skimming 7% off the top on your in-state purchases, Indiana also has UTOOOSP.
What gives Indiana the right to tax a transaction that takes place in another state? Good question! Nonetheless, that is the law. Welcome to the world of UTOOOSP.
On page 22 of the IT-40 instructions booklet it states:
Schedule 4: Other TaxesThe accompanying worksheet is most helpful. It suggest some of the things you are invited to pay UTOOOSP on. Perhaps you bought a magazine subscription? Did you make any out-of-state mail order purchases? Have you purchased anything over the internet? Then you owe some UTOOOSP to the Indiana Department of Revenue.
Line 1 – Use tax on out-of-state purchases
If you have purchased items while you were outside Indiana, through the mail (for instance, by catalog or offer through the mail), through radio or television advertising and/or over the Internet, these purchases may be subject to Indiana sales and use tax, if sales tax was not paid at the time of purchase. This tax, called “use” tax, is figured at 7 percent.
When you make purchases from a company in Indiana, that company is responsible for collecting the Indiana sales tax from you. When youmake purchases from an out-of-state company, you are responsible for making sure the use tax is paid. Either the out-of-state company collects the tax from you, or you must pay the tax directly to the State of Indiana.
Complete the worksheet on page 23 to figure your tax. If you paid sales tax to the state where the item was originally purchased, you are allowed a credit against your Indiana use tax for an amount paid up to 7 percent.
But that just scratches the surface. We should all be doing a lot better job of tracking our UTOOOSP, lest we cause the state of Indiana to plummet into insolvency.
Remember that trip to Cincinnati last fall for Aunt Gertrude's 90th birthday party? Remember how you stopped for gas after you crossed the state line? And after picking up a couple of Cherry Cokes and some Moon Pies for the kids, you owed the clerk at the gas/convenience store $42.87? You think you are done with that transaction just because the clerk collected Ohio's 6.5% sales tax (5.5% state and 1.0% county) on that purchase?
Think again, you derelict scofflaw!
According to the IT-40 worksheet, you owe some UTOOOSP to Indiana. Since you only ponied up 6.5% to Ohio, Indiana wants that other 0.5%, and they want it now! By law, you are expected to save that receipt, calculate the difference between the Ohio tax and our Indiana tax, and remember to pay your UTOOOSP for what you spent on that trip to Aunt Gertrude's.
You will have spent all that time and energy to remember to pay Indiana an additional 21 cents in UTOOOSP.
If you travel much at all, you cannot help but be on the FBI's Most Wanted UTOOOSP list. Who in their right mind can keep track of such minutiae?
Just how much time does our state legislature think the average taxpayer has to waste? It's laws like UTOOOSP that give our otherwise esteemed Indiana General Assembly a bad reputation.
Saturday, April 3, 2010
How To Play The Hand You Are Dealt
This is one of the most amazing and inspiring life stories I have ever seen. This young man was born without arms or legs, yet he has traveled the world to reach out to hurting people. WATCH THE VIDEO
How Long Will We Diss Our Allies?
Michael Barone comments on President Obama's policy of alienating our friends while he reaches out to our enemies. READ MORE
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Grab Your Pitchforks - The Monster Lives!
Just like Dr. Frankenstein, President Barack Obama labored behind closed doors, night after long night, experimenting with how he could bring to life the creature that would ensure his legacy.
There were many setbacks along the way, but at long last, by shredding the Constitution and repudiating the will of the American people, Obamacare now lives.
America used to be a representative republic. We would elect a president, senators, and members of Congress, and they would represent us in Washington. By virtue of their desire to be re-elected, they would, for the most part, do at least a passable job of expressing the will of their constituents.
That was back in the old days, when we had government of the people, by the people, and for the people.
Now we are in the Obama era, and Chicago-style thug politics have come to Washington. Now it is government taking from the people and sticking it to the people. Political bribery and strong-arm tactics now decide the course of legislation. One congressman was even accosted in the House gymnasium shower room by a naked White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emmanuel. That is the Chicago way.
Could anyone over the age of 40, who has some historical perspective and memory of how our democratic institutions used to function, ever have imagined, before last Sunday, that a piece of legislation that was so loudly and bitterly opposed by two-thirds of the voters could become the law of the land?
The American people have fought against this bill for over a year. Public support for this government health-care takeover has steadily declined, especially in the past six months. We the people have spoken, loudly and clearly.
Even the voters in ultra-liberal Massachusetts elected a Republican, Scott Brown, to the Senate earlier this year because he promised to oppose Obamacare. The members of Congress know full well that we do not want this. So what was the response of our elected representatives to the will of "we the people"?
Basically, the Democrats in Congress have just flipped us the bird.
Call me crazy, but I doubt that this is the kind of democracy that Thomas Jefferson or James Madison had in mind. This is the trashing of the whole concept of majority rule. This is the will of the American people being overthrown by the secretive plotting of a small political elite.
This is a coup.
It is now clear that there is NOTHING that will stop the socialists in our Congress from trampling on our liberties. They do not intend to represent us. They intend to rule us.
We are no longer citizens in a free society. We are now subjects being dictated to by a government that does not care what we think.
So King Obama, despite the desires of his subjects, shoved and cajoled and threatened and wheeled and dealed until at last, in yet another long weekend marathon legislative session, he managed to ram through a government takeover of the American health care system. And just to rub salt in our wounds, he also took over the student loan program at the same time.
It's all in the fine print, you know -- and there is a LOT of fine print in the thousands of pages of this bill that no one has really had time to read. As Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House (and third in line for the Presidency) so eloquently put it recently, "We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it."
Nancy Pelosi is the poster child for what is wrong with America in 2010. When asked a few months ago if the provisions in the health care proposals that required people to purchase insurance were constitutional, Speaker Pelsoi responded incredulously, "You're kidding, right? Let's have a serious question."
When the Speaker of the House does not consider the constitutionality of proposed legislation to be a serious question, the future of our republic is in serious danger. The powers that be no longer even pretend to care about the Constitution.
A lot of Americans got fooled in the last election by a smooth-talking snake-oil salesman who wanted to be president so he could "transform" America. Well, we've been transformed. Do you feel better now?
We need to be angry. We need to stay angry. We need to focus like a laser on taking back control of our country from the charlatans who sweet-talked us into voting for "hope and change" in 2008.
We have one chance to save this country, for ourselves and for our children. There is an election looming this November. (Unless, of course, King Obama can persuade Congress that elections are no longer necessary, since he has the country under such benevolent control.)
Our only hope is to replace the members of Congress who voted for this abomination, and elect conservative representatives who actually respect the rule of law, and believe in the ideals of our Constitution. If we allow this regime to stay in control after the way they have flipped us off, then democracy in America is lost forever.
If we do not stand up, loudly and forcefully, and repudiate this coup at the ballot box this November, I do not believe there will be anything in the future that can stop the socialists who control Washington from doing anything they desire. As long as these people are in power, our liberties are in constant jeopardy.
The fulfillment of the socialist dream for America is at hand. Unless we reverse course, soon we will all be truly equal: equally poor, equally powerless, and equally enslaved by our government.
There were many setbacks along the way, but at long last, by shredding the Constitution and repudiating the will of the American people, Obamacare now lives.
America used to be a representative republic. We would elect a president, senators, and members of Congress, and they would represent us in Washington. By virtue of their desire to be re-elected, they would, for the most part, do at least a passable job of expressing the will of their constituents.
That was back in the old days, when we had government of the people, by the people, and for the people.
Now we are in the Obama era, and Chicago-style thug politics have come to Washington. Now it is government taking from the people and sticking it to the people. Political bribery and strong-arm tactics now decide the course of legislation. One congressman was even accosted in the House gymnasium shower room by a naked White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emmanuel. That is the Chicago way.
Could anyone over the age of 40, who has some historical perspective and memory of how our democratic institutions used to function, ever have imagined, before last Sunday, that a piece of legislation that was so loudly and bitterly opposed by two-thirds of the voters could become the law of the land?
The American people have fought against this bill for over a year. Public support for this government health-care takeover has steadily declined, especially in the past six months. We the people have spoken, loudly and clearly.
Even the voters in ultra-liberal Massachusetts elected a Republican, Scott Brown, to the Senate earlier this year because he promised to oppose Obamacare. The members of Congress know full well that we do not want this. So what was the response of our elected representatives to the will of "we the people"?
Basically, the Democrats in Congress have just flipped us the bird.
Call me crazy, but I doubt that this is the kind of democracy that Thomas Jefferson or James Madison had in mind. This is the trashing of the whole concept of majority rule. This is the will of the American people being overthrown by the secretive plotting of a small political elite.
This is a coup.
It is now clear that there is NOTHING that will stop the socialists in our Congress from trampling on our liberties. They do not intend to represent us. They intend to rule us.
We are no longer citizens in a free society. We are now subjects being dictated to by a government that does not care what we think.
So King Obama, despite the desires of his subjects, shoved and cajoled and threatened and wheeled and dealed until at last, in yet another long weekend marathon legislative session, he managed to ram through a government takeover of the American health care system. And just to rub salt in our wounds, he also took over the student loan program at the same time.
It's all in the fine print, you know -- and there is a LOT of fine print in the thousands of pages of this bill that no one has really had time to read. As Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House (and third in line for the Presidency) so eloquently put it recently, "We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it."
Nancy Pelosi is the poster child for what is wrong with America in 2010. When asked a few months ago if the provisions in the health care proposals that required people to purchase insurance were constitutional, Speaker Pelsoi responded incredulously, "You're kidding, right? Let's have a serious question."
When the Speaker of the House does not consider the constitutionality of proposed legislation to be a serious question, the future of our republic is in serious danger. The powers that be no longer even pretend to care about the Constitution.
A lot of Americans got fooled in the last election by a smooth-talking snake-oil salesman who wanted to be president so he could "transform" America. Well, we've been transformed. Do you feel better now?
We need to be angry. We need to stay angry. We need to focus like a laser on taking back control of our country from the charlatans who sweet-talked us into voting for "hope and change" in 2008.
We have one chance to save this country, for ourselves and for our children. There is an election looming this November. (Unless, of course, King Obama can persuade Congress that elections are no longer necessary, since he has the country under such benevolent control.)
Our only hope is to replace the members of Congress who voted for this abomination, and elect conservative representatives who actually respect the rule of law, and believe in the ideals of our Constitution. If we allow this regime to stay in control after the way they have flipped us off, then democracy in America is lost forever.
If we do not stand up, loudly and forcefully, and repudiate this coup at the ballot box this November, I do not believe there will be anything in the future that can stop the socialists who control Washington from doing anything they desire. As long as these people are in power, our liberties are in constant jeopardy.
The fulfillment of the socialist dream for America is at hand. Unless we reverse course, soon we will all be truly equal: equally poor, equally powerless, and equally enslaved by our government.
Saturday, March 20, 2010
Pitching For America
Pat Buchanan takes an objective look at the brouhaha that erupted recently when Senator Bunning, Republican from Kentucky, had the integrity to insist that Congress adhere to the newly-passed "Pay-Go" budget rule. He was crucified in the press for his trouble.
"If we cannot pay for a bill that all 100 senators support," Senator Bunning asked, "how can we tell the American people with a straight face that we will ever pay for anything?" READ MORE
"If we cannot pay for a bill that all 100 senators support," Senator Bunning asked, "how can we tell the American people with a straight face that we will ever pay for anything?" READ MORE
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Obama Should Thank George Bush
As a public service to the millions of world wide readers of this blog, I will begin today to post occasional links to news and commentary that I deem worthy of your consideration. Hopefully you will agree. Today's link goes to an excellent editorial from the Washington Times. READ MORE
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Can Common Sense Survive A Lawsuit?
Indiana Democrats are at it again. They are still squawking about Indiana's Voter ID law.
Even after being defeated two years ago in a 6-3 decision from the United States Supreme Court, they just can't stop whining about having to play fair at election time. Now they are taking a different approach, trying to pick apart the law as violating the Indiana Constitution.
The League of Women Voters' latest attack on the law finally made it to the Indiana Supreme Court two weeks ago. It is anyone's guess how long the court will take to decide on the issue. The lawsuit alleges that the two exemptions from the photo ID rule -- for absentee ballots and residents of nursing homes -- violate the Indiana Constitution's "Equal Privileges and Immunities Clause."
In essence, the lawsuit feigns concern that it is unfair to the rest of us if Indiana makes an exception for grandma so she doesn't have to leave the nursing home to obtain a picture ID from the BMV.
Please, give me oxygen.
Let's put on our grown-up pants and consider this situation with a little common sense.
You have to show ID to get your food stamps. You have to show ID to buy cigarettes and alcohol. You have to show ID at the pharmacy, or to cash a check. It is not unreasonable for any government agency or private business to require valid identification in the course of a transaction.
If someone does not have a driver's license, and is not willing to make the nominal effort required to obtain their FREE state government ID, I can't help but conclude that they don't consider voting a high priority. And if they are that apathetic, they shouldn't be in a voting booth anyway.
Voting is the most important transaction any of us will ever make. The integrity of elections is crucial to maintaining our constitutional government. Elections have serious consequences. Just ask the people who voted for Barack Obama on a whim in the last election!
Nobody is denying anybody the right to vote. This is not a matter of discrimination, this is a matter of safeguarding the foundation of our republic -- free and fair elections. I am amazed that a Voter ID law wasn't passed years ago.
The tales of election fraud, especially in Democratic strongholds in northwestern Indiana, are legion. There have been instances of a precinct's total vote count exceeding the total number of voters registered in that precinct -- an especially amazing statistic when you consider that voter turnout normally averages below 50%.
Just as in other states, many of our deceased citizens have been known to cast ballots, so dedicated are they to their civic duties. Other election hi-jinks, such as homeless people being transported from precinct to precinct, their multiple votes having been bought with cigarettes, have been an open secret for years.
Politics can be a dirty business. The allure of power, and the money that comes with it, often bring out the worst in human nature. Voter fraud contaminates our political system, and steals from us the right to choose who will decide our future.
The only way to protect ourselves from election fraud is a strong Voter ID law. Without it, it is too easy for crooks to steal elections. If we want to keep the foxes out of the hen-house, we had better make sure that the foxes only get one vote apiece.
Call me crazy, but the fact that our state Democratic Party refuses to let this issue rest makes me wonder: Are Indiana Democrats just afraid that they can't win in an honest election?
Even after being defeated two years ago in a 6-3 decision from the United States Supreme Court, they just can't stop whining about having to play fair at election time. Now they are taking a different approach, trying to pick apart the law as violating the Indiana Constitution.
The League of Women Voters' latest attack on the law finally made it to the Indiana Supreme Court two weeks ago. It is anyone's guess how long the court will take to decide on the issue. The lawsuit alleges that the two exemptions from the photo ID rule -- for absentee ballots and residents of nursing homes -- violate the Indiana Constitution's "Equal Privileges and Immunities Clause."
In essence, the lawsuit feigns concern that it is unfair to the rest of us if Indiana makes an exception for grandma so she doesn't have to leave the nursing home to obtain a picture ID from the BMV.
Please, give me oxygen.
Let's put on our grown-up pants and consider this situation with a little common sense.
You have to show ID to get your food stamps. You have to show ID to buy cigarettes and alcohol. You have to show ID at the pharmacy, or to cash a check. It is not unreasonable for any government agency or private business to require valid identification in the course of a transaction.
If someone does not have a driver's license, and is not willing to make the nominal effort required to obtain their FREE state government ID, I can't help but conclude that they don't consider voting a high priority. And if they are that apathetic, they shouldn't be in a voting booth anyway.
Voting is the most important transaction any of us will ever make. The integrity of elections is crucial to maintaining our constitutional government. Elections have serious consequences. Just ask the people who voted for Barack Obama on a whim in the last election!
Nobody is denying anybody the right to vote. This is not a matter of discrimination, this is a matter of safeguarding the foundation of our republic -- free and fair elections. I am amazed that a Voter ID law wasn't passed years ago.
The tales of election fraud, especially in Democratic strongholds in northwestern Indiana, are legion. There have been instances of a precinct's total vote count exceeding the total number of voters registered in that precinct -- an especially amazing statistic when you consider that voter turnout normally averages below 50%.
Just as in other states, many of our deceased citizens have been known to cast ballots, so dedicated are they to their civic duties. Other election hi-jinks, such as homeless people being transported from precinct to precinct, their multiple votes having been bought with cigarettes, have been an open secret for years.
Politics can be a dirty business. The allure of power, and the money that comes with it, often bring out the worst in human nature. Voter fraud contaminates our political system, and steals from us the right to choose who will decide our future.
The only way to protect ourselves from election fraud is a strong Voter ID law. Without it, it is too easy for crooks to steal elections. If we want to keep the foxes out of the hen-house, we had better make sure that the foxes only get one vote apiece.
Call me crazy, but the fact that our state Democratic Party refuses to let this issue rest makes me wonder: Are Indiana Democrats just afraid that they can't win in an honest election?
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Tales From The High Road
You learn something new every day.
I learned today that I should not drive on the interstate while under the influence of extra strength Vicodin. Like Clint Eastwood used to say, "A man's got to know his limitations."
Yesterday's visit to my friendly neighborhood oral surgeon left me with a painfully swollen jaw, so he provided me with a prescription for antibiotics and Vicodin. The Vicodin bottle instructed me to take one pill every three to four hours "as needed for pain."
Oh yeah, they were definitely needed. I was in a bad way. But thanks to modern chemistry, the throbbing faded away about 30 minutes after the first pill. Sitting around the house last night, I didn't realize just how loopy I really was. I felt confident that I could handle this medication without missing a day of work.
The fact that it took me 25 minutes this morning to make toast and coffee should have been a clue. But by the time I spent 30 minutes getting dressed, I had forgotten how long it took me to make breakfast.
Needless to say, I was late leaving for work. Then I realized I had another problem: It is so hard to drive when the road keeps weaving back and forth in front of you. I'm not the sharpest crayon in the box, but I finally realized it was time to turn around and go home. How was I going to explain to my boss that I was just too high to make it into work today?
The final score: Vicodin 1, Dave 0.
When I finally got home, it felt wonderful to crash out on the couch for 3 or 4 hours. When I woke up, my jaw was throbbing again, and it was time for another pill. Now that I was home, I could medicate myself in safety. The worst thing that could happen would be falling off the couch.
All of this drug-induced haziness reminded me of my last stay in the hospital.
It was back in 1994, and I was in Saint Francis for heart surgery. The doctor performed an angioplasty procedure (you know, the "balloon surgery") and afterward, when I came to, I found myself strapped to a wooden board in a cold recovery room.
The nurse told me that I had to continue to lay very still, on my back, for several more hours so that the wound, where the surgeon had entered my Femoral artery with the catheter, would have time to clot and seal up. You might think laying still would be an easy thing, but it drives you crazy when you can't move around or stretch, and after a while your back really begins to ache and stiffen up.
No one is in a good mood after surgery anyway, and with the anesthesia wearing off, the aching back, and the stress and general discomfort of being violated, it can make a person a little cranky. Okay, I was more than a little cranky. I was downright whiny.
The nurse took pity on me after a while and asked if I wanted anything for the pain.
Well, duh!
"I'll take whatever you've got," I groaned.
What she had was morphine. It burned a little when she gave me the shot, but within 60 seconds I was skipping down the Licorice Trail towards the Gumdrop Mountains. My pain vanished, my heart-rate slowed, my stiff muscles relaxed, and my aching back turned into warm jello.
Before I knew it, I was jamming with Jerry Garcia and Jimi Hendrix in an impromptu rendition of Purple Haze. Janis Joplin joined in on vocals. Life was beautiful. I was the happiest camper in the hospital for the rest of the afternoon.
Now I totally understand why morphine is a controlled substance. A person could get hooked on something like that in no time. It would be a great drug to have around if it were not for all those pesky side-effects like brain damage, liver failure, addiction and the inability to function in the real world.
A few months later I was back in the hospital for a second angioplasty procedure. (1994 was not a good year in The Life and Times of Dave.) I'm always looking for a silver lining, so I had consoled myself with the knowledge that, after all the discomfort of heart surgery, I could once again spend the afternoon visiting Candyland.
However, I made a terrible mistake in the recovery room. Again I was laying on that board, in pain and discomfort, and again the attending nurse asked me if I wanted anything for the pain. Instead of just moaning and acting pitiful, I said, "Yeah, I'm ready for my morphine now."
She arched her eyebrow and looked at me suspiciously. "I'll see what I can do," she replied coolly. I have since wondered, did she think that I just faked a heart attack every few months so I could come back to the recovery room after surgery for my fix?
At any rate, a few minutes later she gave me a shot of something, but it sure wasn't morphine. For all I know, she just poked me with a toothpick hoping I would experience the placebo effect. No trip to Candyland for this hop-head today! Jimi and Jerry would have to jam without me.
Whatever she gave me knocked the edge off of my pain, but it certainly was a disappointment compared to the morphine that I could have had if I had just shut up and moaned a little more. Once again my grandpa was proven right: He always told me that I talked too much.
I learned today that I should not drive on the interstate while under the influence of extra strength Vicodin. Like Clint Eastwood used to say, "A man's got to know his limitations."
Yesterday's visit to my friendly neighborhood oral surgeon left me with a painfully swollen jaw, so he provided me with a prescription for antibiotics and Vicodin. The Vicodin bottle instructed me to take one pill every three to four hours "as needed for pain."
Oh yeah, they were definitely needed. I was in a bad way. But thanks to modern chemistry, the throbbing faded away about 30 minutes after the first pill. Sitting around the house last night, I didn't realize just how loopy I really was. I felt confident that I could handle this medication without missing a day of work.
The fact that it took me 25 minutes this morning to make toast and coffee should have been a clue. But by the time I spent 30 minutes getting dressed, I had forgotten how long it took me to make breakfast.
Needless to say, I was late leaving for work. Then I realized I had another problem: It is so hard to drive when the road keeps weaving back and forth in front of you. I'm not the sharpest crayon in the box, but I finally realized it was time to turn around and go home. How was I going to explain to my boss that I was just too high to make it into work today?
The final score: Vicodin 1, Dave 0.
When I finally got home, it felt wonderful to crash out on the couch for 3 or 4 hours. When I woke up, my jaw was throbbing again, and it was time for another pill. Now that I was home, I could medicate myself in safety. The worst thing that could happen would be falling off the couch.
All of this drug-induced haziness reminded me of my last stay in the hospital.
It was back in 1994, and I was in Saint Francis for heart surgery. The doctor performed an angioplasty procedure (you know, the "balloon surgery") and afterward, when I came to, I found myself strapped to a wooden board in a cold recovery room.
The nurse told me that I had to continue to lay very still, on my back, for several more hours so that the wound, where the surgeon had entered my Femoral artery with the catheter, would have time to clot and seal up. You might think laying still would be an easy thing, but it drives you crazy when you can't move around or stretch, and after a while your back really begins to ache and stiffen up.
No one is in a good mood after surgery anyway, and with the anesthesia wearing off, the aching back, and the stress and general discomfort of being violated, it can make a person a little cranky. Okay, I was more than a little cranky. I was downright whiny.
The nurse took pity on me after a while and asked if I wanted anything for the pain.
Well, duh!
"I'll take whatever you've got," I groaned.
What she had was morphine. It burned a little when she gave me the shot, but within 60 seconds I was skipping down the Licorice Trail towards the Gumdrop Mountains. My pain vanished, my heart-rate slowed, my stiff muscles relaxed, and my aching back turned into warm jello.
Before I knew it, I was jamming with Jerry Garcia and Jimi Hendrix in an impromptu rendition of Purple Haze. Janis Joplin joined in on vocals. Life was beautiful. I was the happiest camper in the hospital for the rest of the afternoon.
Now I totally understand why morphine is a controlled substance. A person could get hooked on something like that in no time. It would be a great drug to have around if it were not for all those pesky side-effects like brain damage, liver failure, addiction and the inability to function in the real world.
A few months later I was back in the hospital for a second angioplasty procedure. (1994 was not a good year in The Life and Times of Dave.) I'm always looking for a silver lining, so I had consoled myself with the knowledge that, after all the discomfort of heart surgery, I could once again spend the afternoon visiting Candyland.
However, I made a terrible mistake in the recovery room. Again I was laying on that board, in pain and discomfort, and again the attending nurse asked me if I wanted anything for the pain. Instead of just moaning and acting pitiful, I said, "Yeah, I'm ready for my morphine now."
She arched her eyebrow and looked at me suspiciously. "I'll see what I can do," she replied coolly. I have since wondered, did she think that I just faked a heart attack every few months so I could come back to the recovery room after surgery for my fix?
At any rate, a few minutes later she gave me a shot of something, but it sure wasn't morphine. For all I know, she just poked me with a toothpick hoping I would experience the placebo effect. No trip to Candyland for this hop-head today! Jimi and Jerry would have to jam without me.
Whatever she gave me knocked the edge off of my pain, but it certainly was a disappointment compared to the morphine that I could have had if I had just shut up and moaned a little more. Once again my grandpa was proven right: He always told me that I talked too much.
Friday, February 26, 2010
The Day I Became Old
Life changing events have a way of surprising us without warning.
So it was several years ago, when I did some shopping early on a Saturday morning. With Mrs. Smith in tow, I was wandering through K-Mart when my stomach began to growl. It was past breakfast time, and I had not yet eaten.
Just down the aisle I noticed a little cafe tucked into the corner of the store, with a sign advertising a $2.99 breakfast special. Perfect! A quick cheap bite and we'd be on our way. How could I have foreseen the awful epiphany that awaited me there?
An attractive young woman, who couldn't have been a day over 18, smiled sweetly at us from behind the counter as we walked up to order.
"What can I get you two this morning?" she asked cheerfully.
We placed our breakfast orders. Then I remembered my coupon.
"By the way," I said, "I have a coupon here for a free cup of coffee."
Then the sweet young thing, totally oblivious to the havoc she would soon wreak on my self-esteem, flashed a pretty smile and spoke again.
"Oh, you don't need that, sir. With our senior citizen discount you always get a free cup of coffee with any breakfast purchase."
The arrow went straight through my heart and flew out my back, collapsing a lung in the process.
Senior citizen discount? SENIOR CITIZEN DISCOUNT!!!
Who did this young punk think she was talking to?
I was speechless. (Those who know me can testify that this is a rare event.) I accepted my free senior citizen coffee, then hobbled over to the table to sit down with Peggy while we waited for our breakfast to be grilled. When our food finally arrived, it was the most tasteless meal I had ever eaten.
When the freight train of reality runs you down, it can take a while to recover. I suddenly felt very past it. I sat at the table, staring off into space. It is a crushing blow to a man's ego the first time he realizes that young women regard him as a senior citizen.
Bless her heart, Peggy was sensitive to my distress. "Dave, she's just a teenager," she said gently, "She probably thinks anybody over 30 is old."
I appreciated her compassion, but I just needed time to heal.
I went home that day and spent some time in front of the bathroom mirror. Where did all that gray hair come from? When did all of those wrinkles around my eyes appear? How could I have gone to pot like this and never have noticed it before?
As time has passed, I have regained my perspective. As the old saying goes, "Nobody wants to get old until they consider the alternative." God has blessed my life in many ways, and I don't have a right to complain about anything.
I just needed to grow up and face the reality of aging. Getting older is just a fact of life that we all have to accept. It comes with the territory as we wander through this temporary life on earth.
Of course, the presence of grandchildren is a constant reminder that the years are flying by. It's darn near impossible to forget how old you are with two little tykes running around calling you "grampa" all the time.
In fact, I have now come full circle, and I embrace my seniority in life. My new motto is "gray power!"
I happily accept any "senior" discounts that are available wherever I shop. And it is nice when there is some heavy work to be done, and the younger guys jump in and go for it so as to spare the old man (that would be me) from possibly straining himself.
If it's really hot outside, and I start to feel woozy while working, I sit back to rest and nobody hassles me about it. When I was younger I was always hearing things like, "Get off your butt, wienie boy, we've got work to do." Now, in deference to my elderly station in life, people cut me a little more slack.
I am amused every time I stop at Arby's for a cup of coffee. If the cashier behind the counter is under the age of 30, I will almost always automatically get the senior discount on my purchase. If the cashier is closer to my age, I will likely be charged full price. Perception is everything, I suppose.
A friend of mine who is in her 60s has found the perfect way to keep herself feeling young. She works as an activities director at a nursing home, so she is the youngest person in the room all day long. I think she's got the right idea. By contrast, I spend one evening a week playing drums in the youth group band at my church. Believe me, nothing makes you feel more like a geezer than spending an evening in a room full of teenagers.
My advice to you, dear reader, is to try and enjoy each day of life that God gives you. We never know which day may be our last. Our time down here is short, and getting shorter. The upside, if your life belongs to Jesus, is that with each passing day you are one day closer to paradise. It may be a rough trip getting there, but what an amazing destination we have to look forward to!
I plan on enjoying every fleeting moment of life down here to the best of my ability. For instance, I've got an exciting day planned as soon as this blog is finished.
After taking my morning medications, I'll indulge in a leisurely sponge bath. Then it will be time for my morning nap. After I awake, I'll head over to MCL for the senior citizens' lunch special. Next I'll shuffle over to the drugstore to pick up some bunion ointment and get a new rubber tip installed on my cane.
While I'm down at the mall, I might even splurge and go see a moving picture show. I hear they're in color now.
So it was several years ago, when I did some shopping early on a Saturday morning. With Mrs. Smith in tow, I was wandering through K-Mart when my stomach began to growl. It was past breakfast time, and I had not yet eaten.
Just down the aisle I noticed a little cafe tucked into the corner of the store, with a sign advertising a $2.99 breakfast special. Perfect! A quick cheap bite and we'd be on our way. How could I have foreseen the awful epiphany that awaited me there?
An attractive young woman, who couldn't have been a day over 18, smiled sweetly at us from behind the counter as we walked up to order.
"What can I get you two this morning?" she asked cheerfully.
We placed our breakfast orders. Then I remembered my coupon.
"By the way," I said, "I have a coupon here for a free cup of coffee."
Then the sweet young thing, totally oblivious to the havoc she would soon wreak on my self-esteem, flashed a pretty smile and spoke again.
"Oh, you don't need that, sir. With our senior citizen discount you always get a free cup of coffee with any breakfast purchase."
The arrow went straight through my heart and flew out my back, collapsing a lung in the process.
Senior citizen discount? SENIOR CITIZEN DISCOUNT!!!
Who did this young punk think she was talking to?
I was speechless. (Those who know me can testify that this is a rare event.) I accepted my free senior citizen coffee, then hobbled over to the table to sit down with Peggy while we waited for our breakfast to be grilled. When our food finally arrived, it was the most tasteless meal I had ever eaten.
When the freight train of reality runs you down, it can take a while to recover. I suddenly felt very past it. I sat at the table, staring off into space. It is a crushing blow to a man's ego the first time he realizes that young women regard him as a senior citizen.
Bless her heart, Peggy was sensitive to my distress. "Dave, she's just a teenager," she said gently, "She probably thinks anybody over 30 is old."
I appreciated her compassion, but I just needed time to heal.
I went home that day and spent some time in front of the bathroom mirror. Where did all that gray hair come from? When did all of those wrinkles around my eyes appear? How could I have gone to pot like this and never have noticed it before?
As time has passed, I have regained my perspective. As the old saying goes, "Nobody wants to get old until they consider the alternative." God has blessed my life in many ways, and I don't have a right to complain about anything.
I just needed to grow up and face the reality of aging. Getting older is just a fact of life that we all have to accept. It comes with the territory as we wander through this temporary life on earth.
Of course, the presence of grandchildren is a constant reminder that the years are flying by. It's darn near impossible to forget how old you are with two little tykes running around calling you "grampa" all the time.
In fact, I have now come full circle, and I embrace my seniority in life. My new motto is "gray power!"
I happily accept any "senior" discounts that are available wherever I shop. And it is nice when there is some heavy work to be done, and the younger guys jump in and go for it so as to spare the old man (that would be me) from possibly straining himself.
If it's really hot outside, and I start to feel woozy while working, I sit back to rest and nobody hassles me about it. When I was younger I was always hearing things like, "Get off your butt, wienie boy, we've got work to do." Now, in deference to my elderly station in life, people cut me a little more slack.
I am amused every time I stop at Arby's for a cup of coffee. If the cashier behind the counter is under the age of 30, I will almost always automatically get the senior discount on my purchase. If the cashier is closer to my age, I will likely be charged full price. Perception is everything, I suppose.
A friend of mine who is in her 60s has found the perfect way to keep herself feeling young. She works as an activities director at a nursing home, so she is the youngest person in the room all day long. I think she's got the right idea. By contrast, I spend one evening a week playing drums in the youth group band at my church. Believe me, nothing makes you feel more like a geezer than spending an evening in a room full of teenagers.
My advice to you, dear reader, is to try and enjoy each day of life that God gives you. We never know which day may be our last. Our time down here is short, and getting shorter. The upside, if your life belongs to Jesus, is that with each passing day you are one day closer to paradise. It may be a rough trip getting there, but what an amazing destination we have to look forward to!
I plan on enjoying every fleeting moment of life down here to the best of my ability. For instance, I've got an exciting day planned as soon as this blog is finished.
After taking my morning medications, I'll indulge in a leisurely sponge bath. Then it will be time for my morning nap. After I awake, I'll head over to MCL for the senior citizens' lunch special. Next I'll shuffle over to the drugstore to pick up some bunion ointment and get a new rubber tip installed on my cane.
While I'm down at the mall, I might even splurge and go see a moving picture show. I hear they're in color now.
Thursday, February 11, 2010
A Toddler Is Beaten Without Mercy
A young Indianapolis man was sentenced to 55 years in prison last week.
According to the report in the Indianapolis Star, Tayuan Chism was sentenced after pleading guilty to the murder of 15-month-old Lilliana Goodmann, the daughter of his girlfriend, Rachel Goodmann. In March of 2009, Tayuan spent over an hour beating the child with a belt because she "disrespected him" by not eating her food.
During the beating of 15-month-old Lilliana, her mother Rachel did nothing to interfere. Rachel has pled guilty to felony neglect, and will be sentenced on Feb. 26.
The newspaper's account of the incident states: "Her mother stood by, but two other people who were in another room eventually grabbed the girl and took her to a hospital. Lilliana, who had internal bleeding and a skull fracture, died two days later."
As incomprehensible as it sounds, the fact is that a little girl -- a toddler in diapers -- was beaten to death by one drug-crazed adult, while her mother, and two other adults, stood by and did nothing.
They were all in the apartment at the time of the murder. For over an hour, they listened to little Lilliana cry and scream as Tayuan raged against her with his belt.
They listened, for over an hour, to the "smack" of the belt as it landed across her back, her legs, her arms, her face.
Did little Lilliana try to run away? Was she knocked to the floor after the first couple of blows, laying there helplessly, crying in pain? Did she scream after every lash of the belt against her tender young skin? Did one of the blows to her skull eventually knock her out, thus sparing the adults in the apartment the unpleasant sound of her weeping?
Were the other adults in the apartment afraid of Tayuan? Were they afraid he might hit them with the belt if they dared to interfere with his beating of 15-month-old Lilliana? Even if they were such craven cowards that they would allow a toddler to be beaten in their presence, couldn't one of them have mustered up enough human decency to sneak off and call 911?
No other mention is made in the article about the other two adult witnesses, who stood by and did nothing, except that they finally took little Lilliana to the hospital after she was already beaten senseless. Was there no crime to charge these people with?
Four adults are responsible for the death of a defenseless toddler. Tayaun has received his sentence of 55 years. Rachel will be sentenced soon, and could receive up to 30 years.
There are two other adults who should be sentenced, for the rest of their lives, to sleepless nights of guilt and shame. They should hear the pitiful screams of little Lilliana in every nightmare they have. How can such heinous actions ever be atoned for? In my mind, allowing the brutal murder of a child is beyond the pale.
These people have only one hope for redemption. There is only one thing that can rescue them from the misery that they deserve. Only Jesus can turn their despicable lives around, and free them from the crushing weight of such unbearable guilt.
It is this same salvation that God offers to each one of us, to cleanse us from the countless sins we have all committed in the course of our lives.
According to the report in the Indianapolis Star, Tayuan Chism was sentenced after pleading guilty to the murder of 15-month-old Lilliana Goodmann, the daughter of his girlfriend, Rachel Goodmann. In March of 2009, Tayuan spent over an hour beating the child with a belt because she "disrespected him" by not eating her food.
During the beating of 15-month-old Lilliana, her mother Rachel did nothing to interfere. Rachel has pled guilty to felony neglect, and will be sentenced on Feb. 26.
The newspaper's account of the incident states: "Her mother stood by, but two other people who were in another room eventually grabbed the girl and took her to a hospital. Lilliana, who had internal bleeding and a skull fracture, died two days later."
As incomprehensible as it sounds, the fact is that a little girl -- a toddler in diapers -- was beaten to death by one drug-crazed adult, while her mother, and two other adults, stood by and did nothing.
They were all in the apartment at the time of the murder. For over an hour, they listened to little Lilliana cry and scream as Tayuan raged against her with his belt.
They listened, for over an hour, to the "smack" of the belt as it landed across her back, her legs, her arms, her face.
Did little Lilliana try to run away? Was she knocked to the floor after the first couple of blows, laying there helplessly, crying in pain? Did she scream after every lash of the belt against her tender young skin? Did one of the blows to her skull eventually knock her out, thus sparing the adults in the apartment the unpleasant sound of her weeping?
Were the other adults in the apartment afraid of Tayuan? Were they afraid he might hit them with the belt if they dared to interfere with his beating of 15-month-old Lilliana? Even if they were such craven cowards that they would allow a toddler to be beaten in their presence, couldn't one of them have mustered up enough human decency to sneak off and call 911?
No other mention is made in the article about the other two adult witnesses, who stood by and did nothing, except that they finally took little Lilliana to the hospital after she was already beaten senseless. Was there no crime to charge these people with?
Four adults are responsible for the death of a defenseless toddler. Tayaun has received his sentence of 55 years. Rachel will be sentenced soon, and could receive up to 30 years.
There are two other adults who should be sentenced, for the rest of their lives, to sleepless nights of guilt and shame. They should hear the pitiful screams of little Lilliana in every nightmare they have. How can such heinous actions ever be atoned for? In my mind, allowing the brutal murder of a child is beyond the pale.
These people have only one hope for redemption. There is only one thing that can rescue them from the misery that they deserve. Only Jesus can turn their despicable lives around, and free them from the crushing weight of such unbearable guilt.
It is this same salvation that God offers to each one of us, to cleanse us from the countless sins we have all committed in the course of our lives.
"This righteousness from God comes through faith in Jesus Christ to all who believe. There is no difference, for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and are justified freely by his grace through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus." Romans 3:22-24 (NIV)
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Evan Bayh Needs To Come Back Home
Our junior Senator from Indiana, Evan Bayh, suffers from a chronic case of chapped index finger.
This painful condition results from constantly wetting your finger and poking it up into the air to see which way the political winds are blowing.
Senator Bayh, a former Indiana Governor, who grew up here in the heartland of America, was only moderately liberal in his politics while he lived amongst us Hoosiers. He didn't do much as a Governor, which can be a good thing, since so many politicians actively do us great harm.
And since he was the three things that too many Hoosier voters look for in a candidate -- handsome, articulate, and named "Bayh" -- the people of Indiana thought it would be a good idea to send him to the U.S. Senate twelve years ago.
For a while, he behaved not-too-badly, and actually seemed to remember that he worked for the voters of Indiana. But as so often happens to men with weak convictions, the trappings of Washington soon caused Senator Bayh to forget about the Hoosiers he was elected to represent.
In this past year of monumental upheaval in our government, with the arrogant Democratic majority in power determined to shove a socialist future down our throats, we needed level-headed and principled representatives who would stand up and articulate the concerns of Hoosier citizens.
In our hour of greatest need, Senator Evan Bayh betrayed us.
The fact that he was seriously considered as Barack Obama's running mate should have indicated to us just how far to the left Senator Bayh had tipped.
He was happy to be "on board" the Obama Express, and was the 60th vote in a number of crucial Senate actions, including the vote that forestalled a Republican filibuster of the Senate's health care debate, which made it possible for Obamacare to move forward in the Senate, and would have allowed it to eventually pass with a simple majority of 51 votes.
I have no doubt that during the final vote, Senator Bayh would have voted against Obamacare, so that he could claim in his re-election campaign that he "stood up" to his party in the end, and voted as we wished. He is a slick politician, but I believe he has under-estimated the attention span of Hoosier voters one too many times.
We will remember that he was the key vote in getting health care to the floor of the Senate in the first place. He could have taken a principled stand back then, when it could have made a difference. The plain fact is, Evan Bayh sold us out. And this is just one example.
On Cap & Trade, and the pork-laden Stimulus bill, and almost every other left-wing initiative, Evan Bayh was the faithful 60th vote who made sure no Republican objections could slow down Obama's march to socialism.
Suddenly, last week, in the wake of Scott Brown's stunning upset Senate victory in Massachusetts, Senator Bayh was on the news bewailing the fact that the Democratic Party has been taken over by the radical left, and needs to move back to the political center. Gee, Evan, you think? Whatever could have changed your mind? A gale-force wind from the east, perhaps?
Serving in the U.S. Senate for a six-year term gives a man a lot of time to wander astray if he is not firmly grounded in a consistent world-view. We need a Senator whom we can trust to do the right thing regardless of which way the wind blows. We need a Senator who understands that he is serving as our representative, not as a political free-agent.
So the question we have to ask ourselves this November is: Do we want to elect a new Senator who truly reflects our Hoosier values, and will do the right thing because of his deep convictions?
Or do we want to re-elect Evan Bayh, who always has his chapped finger in the air, and only considers us worthy of his attention once every six years when he needs our votes?
This painful condition results from constantly wetting your finger and poking it up into the air to see which way the political winds are blowing.
Senator Bayh, a former Indiana Governor, who grew up here in the heartland of America, was only moderately liberal in his politics while he lived amongst us Hoosiers. He didn't do much as a Governor, which can be a good thing, since so many politicians actively do us great harm.
And since he was the three things that too many Hoosier voters look for in a candidate -- handsome, articulate, and named "Bayh" -- the people of Indiana thought it would be a good idea to send him to the U.S. Senate twelve years ago.
For a while, he behaved not-too-badly, and actually seemed to remember that he worked for the voters of Indiana. But as so often happens to men with weak convictions, the trappings of Washington soon caused Senator Bayh to forget about the Hoosiers he was elected to represent.
In this past year of monumental upheaval in our government, with the arrogant Democratic majority in power determined to shove a socialist future down our throats, we needed level-headed and principled representatives who would stand up and articulate the concerns of Hoosier citizens.
In our hour of greatest need, Senator Evan Bayh betrayed us.
The fact that he was seriously considered as Barack Obama's running mate should have indicated to us just how far to the left Senator Bayh had tipped.
He was happy to be "on board" the Obama Express, and was the 60th vote in a number of crucial Senate actions, including the vote that forestalled a Republican filibuster of the Senate's health care debate, which made it possible for Obamacare to move forward in the Senate, and would have allowed it to eventually pass with a simple majority of 51 votes.
I have no doubt that during the final vote, Senator Bayh would have voted against Obamacare, so that he could claim in his re-election campaign that he "stood up" to his party in the end, and voted as we wished. He is a slick politician, but I believe he has under-estimated the attention span of Hoosier voters one too many times.
We will remember that he was the key vote in getting health care to the floor of the Senate in the first place. He could have taken a principled stand back then, when it could have made a difference. The plain fact is, Evan Bayh sold us out. And this is just one example.
On Cap & Trade, and the pork-laden Stimulus bill, and almost every other left-wing initiative, Evan Bayh was the faithful 60th vote who made sure no Republican objections could slow down Obama's march to socialism.
Suddenly, last week, in the wake of Scott Brown's stunning upset Senate victory in Massachusetts, Senator Bayh was on the news bewailing the fact that the Democratic Party has been taken over by the radical left, and needs to move back to the political center. Gee, Evan, you think? Whatever could have changed your mind? A gale-force wind from the east, perhaps?
Serving in the U.S. Senate for a six-year term gives a man a lot of time to wander astray if he is not firmly grounded in a consistent world-view. We need a Senator whom we can trust to do the right thing regardless of which way the wind blows. We need a Senator who understands that he is serving as our representative, not as a political free-agent.
So the question we have to ask ourselves this November is: Do we want to elect a new Senator who truly reflects our Hoosier values, and will do the right thing because of his deep convictions?
Or do we want to re-elect Evan Bayh, who always has his chapped finger in the air, and only considers us worthy of his attention once every six years when he needs our votes?
Sunday, January 24, 2010
My Big Fat Bummer Weekend -- Part One
Note to self: In the future, refrain from exceeding the posted speed limit while driving past the Beech Grove Police Department headquarters.
That was my first mistake last weekend.
A mile down the road past the BGPD headquarters, I was chatting on the phone with Mrs. Smith, oblivious to my impending sorrows, when the red lights flashing through the rear window caught my eye.
"Peggy, I've gotta go -- I'm getting pulled over," I said. "I'll be home soon, I hope."
I pulled over to stop at what looked like a safe spot, turned off the engine, and waited to see what had happened. At the time, as is so often the case, I was clueless. I consoled myself with the thought that I must have burnt out a tail light.
A young police officer, who I swear could not have finished high school yet, walked up to my door and asked me if I knew why he had pulled me over.
"No officer, I don't," I replied with honest innocence.
"I clocked you doing 41 in a 25 mile per hour zone as you drove past the police station on Churchman Avenue."
Well, duh. What could I say? He was probably right, since I don't pay slavish attention to my speedometer. I am so busy practicing my finely honed defensive driving skills, constantly scanning the road ahead for potential hazards, that I don't have time to waste on constantly checking the speedometer.
My basic philosophy on speed limits has always been -- "If it feels safe to me, I'm not going too fast." I am, after all, a seasoned professional driver.
I intuitively sensed, however, that this policeman would not be interested in my defensive driving philosophy, especially in light of the fact that my finely honed defensive driving skills had not alerted me to the hazard of speeding past his police station.
I decided it was best to just take it like a man, and get it over with.
"Officer, are you telling me that I was stupid enough to speed as I drove past the police station?"
"Yes."
"Well," I sighed as I handed him my license and registration, "I guess I deserve a ticket for doing something that dumb."
He smiled as he took my documents. "I'll be right back," he said and he walked away towards his patrol car.
I sat there thinking what a crummy way this was to end the work week. Probably a fine of $100 or more. Points on my license. Driving is a major part of my job, so points are things to be seriously avoided.
I was pondering all these things when he snuck up behind me and said, "Sir, the BMV report says that your driver's license is suspended."
I did not like the sound of that. He wasn't smiling anymore, either.
My look of obvious surprise and disbelief is probably what kept him from being offended when I exclaimed, "No way!"
"I'll check it again to be sure. Please wait right here, sir."
Have you ever noticed that the more trouble you are in, the more formally a law enforcement officer will address you? It can be quite unnerving.
This time he was gone a long time. I sat there, and it occurred to me that driving with a suspended license is probably kind of serious. Could I go to jail for this? Whatever could have happened? This was the first time I had even been pulled over in almost three years. There had to be a mistake.
Suddenly he was beside me again. Do they teach them to sneak up on people like that at the Police Academy?
"Mr. Smith (now it is MR. SMITH, probably a sign that the Taser is loaded) the BMV report indicates your license is suspended, but it won't tell me why. Usually it gives a cause, but I can't get any more info on you. It could possibly be a mistake -- your record is clean for the past two years."
To make a long story short, he gave me one ticket for speeding, and another for driving with a suspended license. He said that he would not arrest me or tow my vehicle if I promised to go straight home and not drive again until my license was reinstated.
I decided, in approximately a quarter-nano-second, that I should politely accept his gracious offer and drive myself home...very slowly.
I had some business out of town on the following day, a Saturday, and my number one son, Steve, kindly offered to chauffeur me around that afternoon. Halfway to our destination, we hit a big bump on the highway. Instantly my tailpipe came loose and began clanking along on the pavement.
We pulled over. I got out, crawled beneath the van, yanked the tail pipe totally loose, and tossed it into the back.
"Wow, dad, this just isn't your day, is it?" Steve commented.
Two hours later, as we were preparing to return home, the van wouldn't start. Not even a click. Nothing.
Steve started laughing. "Dad, sometimes you just have to laugh."
Call me carnal if you must, but right then I felt no joy in my spirit.
We pulled the battery out. There was an Auto Zone store across the street. The battery tested out fine.
"Probably the starter," the Auto Zone guy said. The new starter cost me $100, but I still needed a way to install it. I didn't have the tools I needed with me.
The Auto Zone guy was helpful. "Here's a number you can call. This guy's a mobile mechanic. He's done work for us before. He'll come right out and fix it while you wait."
Auto-Zone guy handed Steve a business card that read: "8-UP Auto Repair." Well, of course! Why try to tip the scales of destiny in my favor at this point?
So Steve called him. "8-UP" arrived within 10 minutes, and had the new starter installed in less than 30 minutes. He charged me $50, which seemed reasonable enough for a house call. Maybe I can get back home and crawl into bed before anything else goes wrong today.
While "8-UP" was outside working on the van, Steve and I had ducked into a nearby Subway restaurant to grab a bite. Business was slow, since it was mid-afternoon, so we ended up talking with the two teenage girls working the counter.
Steve told them the story about my really bad bummer weekend: the speeding ticket, the suspended license, the broken tail-pipe, the starter going out. It was such a pathetic story, even I was starting to think it was funny.
As the young woman rang up my sandwich purchase, I gave her my trusty VISA card, since I was out of cash after my visit to Auto Zone.
"Oh no!" she exclaimed, and then looked at me with a blank stare. "Your credit card is denied."
I had just about had enough. How many tables will I have to bus at this Subway to pay for a foot-long value meal? Whatever happens, please don't call the cops!
"You have GOT to be kidding me!" I shouted.
She broke out laughing. "Yeah, I am."
My son really thought that was funny, too. Good thing for him he had the keys -- and a valid driver's license.
That was my first mistake last weekend.
A mile down the road past the BGPD headquarters, I was chatting on the phone with Mrs. Smith, oblivious to my impending sorrows, when the red lights flashing through the rear window caught my eye.
"Peggy, I've gotta go -- I'm getting pulled over," I said. "I'll be home soon, I hope."
I pulled over to stop at what looked like a safe spot, turned off the engine, and waited to see what had happened. At the time, as is so often the case, I was clueless. I consoled myself with the thought that I must have burnt out a tail light.
A young police officer, who I swear could not have finished high school yet, walked up to my door and asked me if I knew why he had pulled me over.
"No officer, I don't," I replied with honest innocence.
"I clocked you doing 41 in a 25 mile per hour zone as you drove past the police station on Churchman Avenue."
Well, duh. What could I say? He was probably right, since I don't pay slavish attention to my speedometer. I am so busy practicing my finely honed defensive driving skills, constantly scanning the road ahead for potential hazards, that I don't have time to waste on constantly checking the speedometer.
My basic philosophy on speed limits has always been -- "If it feels safe to me, I'm not going too fast." I am, after all, a seasoned professional driver.
I intuitively sensed, however, that this policeman would not be interested in my defensive driving philosophy, especially in light of the fact that my finely honed defensive driving skills had not alerted me to the hazard of speeding past his police station.
I decided it was best to just take it like a man, and get it over with.
"Officer, are you telling me that I was stupid enough to speed as I drove past the police station?"
"Yes."
"Well," I sighed as I handed him my license and registration, "I guess I deserve a ticket for doing something that dumb."
He smiled as he took my documents. "I'll be right back," he said and he walked away towards his patrol car.
I sat there thinking what a crummy way this was to end the work week. Probably a fine of $100 or more. Points on my license. Driving is a major part of my job, so points are things to be seriously avoided.
I was pondering all these things when he snuck up behind me and said, "Sir, the BMV report says that your driver's license is suspended."
I did not like the sound of that. He wasn't smiling anymore, either.
My look of obvious surprise and disbelief is probably what kept him from being offended when I exclaimed, "No way!"
"I'll check it again to be sure. Please wait right here, sir."
Have you ever noticed that the more trouble you are in, the more formally a law enforcement officer will address you? It can be quite unnerving.
This time he was gone a long time. I sat there, and it occurred to me that driving with a suspended license is probably kind of serious. Could I go to jail for this? Whatever could have happened? This was the first time I had even been pulled over in almost three years. There had to be a mistake.
Suddenly he was beside me again. Do they teach them to sneak up on people like that at the Police Academy?
"Mr. Smith (now it is MR. SMITH, probably a sign that the Taser is loaded) the BMV report indicates your license is suspended, but it won't tell me why. Usually it gives a cause, but I can't get any more info on you. It could possibly be a mistake -- your record is clean for the past two years."
To make a long story short, he gave me one ticket for speeding, and another for driving with a suspended license. He said that he would not arrest me or tow my vehicle if I promised to go straight home and not drive again until my license was reinstated.
I decided, in approximately a quarter-nano-second, that I should politely accept his gracious offer and drive myself home...very slowly.
I had some business out of town on the following day, a Saturday, and my number one son, Steve, kindly offered to chauffeur me around that afternoon. Halfway to our destination, we hit a big bump on the highway. Instantly my tailpipe came loose and began clanking along on the pavement.
We pulled over. I got out, crawled beneath the van, yanked the tail pipe totally loose, and tossed it into the back.
"Wow, dad, this just isn't your day, is it?" Steve commented.
Two hours later, as we were preparing to return home, the van wouldn't start. Not even a click. Nothing.
Steve started laughing. "Dad, sometimes you just have to laugh."
Call me carnal if you must, but right then I felt no joy in my spirit.
We pulled the battery out. There was an Auto Zone store across the street. The battery tested out fine.
"Probably the starter," the Auto Zone guy said. The new starter cost me $100, but I still needed a way to install it. I didn't have the tools I needed with me.
The Auto Zone guy was helpful. "Here's a number you can call. This guy's a mobile mechanic. He's done work for us before. He'll come right out and fix it while you wait."
Auto-Zone guy handed Steve a business card that read: "8-UP Auto Repair." Well, of course! Why try to tip the scales of destiny in my favor at this point?
So Steve called him. "8-UP" arrived within 10 minutes, and had the new starter installed in less than 30 minutes. He charged me $50, which seemed reasonable enough for a house call. Maybe I can get back home and crawl into bed before anything else goes wrong today.
While "8-UP" was outside working on the van, Steve and I had ducked into a nearby Subway restaurant to grab a bite. Business was slow, since it was mid-afternoon, so we ended up talking with the two teenage girls working the counter.
Steve told them the story about my really bad bummer weekend: the speeding ticket, the suspended license, the broken tail-pipe, the starter going out. It was such a pathetic story, even I was starting to think it was funny.
As the young woman rang up my sandwich purchase, I gave her my trusty VISA card, since I was out of cash after my visit to Auto Zone.
"Oh no!" she exclaimed, and then looked at me with a blank stare. "Your credit card is denied."
I had just about had enough. How many tables will I have to bus at this Subway to pay for a foot-long value meal? Whatever happens, please don't call the cops!
"You have GOT to be kidding me!" I shouted.
She broke out laughing. "Yeah, I am."
My son really thought that was funny, too. Good thing for him he had the keys -- and a valid driver's license.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
The Revolution Comes To Massachusetts
Hell is freezing over, squadrons of pigs are circling the airport, and Hugh Hefner has taken a vow of celibacy.
Oh yes...and Massachusetts has elected a Republican to the United States Senate.
My heart doth leap for joy!
After suffering through a dismal year of unconstitutional Democratic mischief, and witnessing what practically amounted to a socialist overthrow of my country, there is finally a light at the end of this long dark tunnel. His name is Scott Brown (R) -- Massachusetts' new junior Senator.
This astounding electoral upset, the first time in 30 years for a Republican from Massachusetts to sit in the U.S. Senate, just ices the cake that was baked last November when Republican governors were elected in Virginia and (be still my beating heart) New Jersey, that bluest of the blue states.
Maybe now, with this trifecta of defeat in such liberal East Coast strongholds, media pundits and Democrat politicians will be forced to admit that the anger among the American electorate is real, deep and wide. I doubt if Nancy Pelosi will be making any more snide "astroturf" comments about this latest stinging GRASSROOTS rebuke of the leftist agenda that she has been ramming down our throats for the past year.
We had a little hissy-fit on election day in 2008, and decided to roll the dice on an untested candidate. We practically gave Barack Obama and the Democrats in Congress a blank check to fundamentally remake our way of life. But the American people have learned, the hard way, what kind of bad things happen when arrogant socialists are allowed to run the country.
Voters now realize that a one-party government with a promiscuous lust for power is not the kind of change they had hoped for.
It is a beautiful and inspiring thing to watch my countrymen come to their senses. Thank God, it appears that we have snapped back to reality just in the nick of time. There may be a future for my grandchildren yet.
If the Democrats and RINOs in Washington haven't gotten the message this time, I can only gleefully look forward to the memo we will send them this coming November.
My advice to any liberal in Washington facing re-election in 2010 is simple: Polish up your resume, Scooter, 'cause you'll soon be goin' home.
Oh yes...and Massachusetts has elected a Republican to the United States Senate.
My heart doth leap for joy!
After suffering through a dismal year of unconstitutional Democratic mischief, and witnessing what practically amounted to a socialist overthrow of my country, there is finally a light at the end of this long dark tunnel. His name is Scott Brown (R) -- Massachusetts' new junior Senator.
This astounding electoral upset, the first time in 30 years for a Republican from Massachusetts to sit in the U.S. Senate, just ices the cake that was baked last November when Republican governors were elected in Virginia and (be still my beating heart) New Jersey, that bluest of the blue states.
Maybe now, with this trifecta of defeat in such liberal East Coast strongholds, media pundits and Democrat politicians will be forced to admit that the anger among the American electorate is real, deep and wide. I doubt if Nancy Pelosi will be making any more snide "astroturf" comments about this latest stinging GRASSROOTS rebuke of the leftist agenda that she has been ramming down our throats for the past year.
We had a little hissy-fit on election day in 2008, and decided to roll the dice on an untested candidate. We practically gave Barack Obama and the Democrats in Congress a blank check to fundamentally remake our way of life. But the American people have learned, the hard way, what kind of bad things happen when arrogant socialists are allowed to run the country.
Voters now realize that a one-party government with a promiscuous lust for power is not the kind of change they had hoped for.
It is a beautiful and inspiring thing to watch my countrymen come to their senses. Thank God, it appears that we have snapped back to reality just in the nick of time. There may be a future for my grandchildren yet.
If the Democrats and RINOs in Washington haven't gotten the message this time, I can only gleefully look forward to the memo we will send them this coming November.
My advice to any liberal in Washington facing re-election in 2010 is simple: Polish up your resume, Scooter, 'cause you'll soon be goin' home.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
My 24/7 Internet Help Hotline
I was a little irritated at 2:00 a.m. when I answered the phone.
Before I could bark out a grumpy "hello" I heard, "Man, you never told me how totally amazing this was!"
It was the voice of my old buddy Slug, whom I have been helping to connect with the internet. For the past week he has been living on Red Bull and three hours of sleep each night. He's got a bad case of NIFS -- Newbie Internet Fever Syndrome.
"Slug," I said wearily, "You have got to quit calling me in the middle of the night. Some of us have to work for a living, you know."
"Bro, I'm sorry, I keep losing track of time. Is it really night now? No wonder I'm hungry. I haven't eaten since lunch."
"Slug, I warned you that the internet could be addictive. You have to make yourself take a break. Get some sleep! And quit calling me!"
"Dude, I can't help it! You never told me how much I had been missing. To think of the years I've wasted!"
"Slug, get a grip. It's just images on a screen. There is more to life than burning your eyes out staring at a computer monitor."
"You don't understand, man! You know what my life has been like -- just scraping by on dead-end jobs, can't keep a steady relationship, living paycheck to paycheck. But not anymore! I can never thank you enough for hooking me up with this computer."
I was wide awake by then, so I decided to humor him. "Slug, what are you talking about?"
"I have been getting the most amazing emails all night long. There's a beautiful, lonely Russian farm girl who wants to move to America and marry me. I think I have finally found a free cure for my E.D., and now I can earn a college degree without ever leaving home.
"Bill Gates is going to send me a check for $37,000 for forwarding an email to 50 friends, and the Nigerian Interior Minister notified me just an hour ago that I can earn a quick $250,000 by helping him set up a bank account for surplus Nigerian government funds!"
OOPS -- apparently I had forgotten to warn Slug about SPAM while I was coaching him on how to use email.
"Wow," I deadpanned, "I bet you can also find a way to make a 2,000% profit by investing in penny stocks."
"How did you hear about that?" he asked suspiciously. "That is an insider secret, and I had first dibs on that tip."
"Slug, Slug, Slug...do you believe everything you read in the newspaper?"
"The newspaper? Are you kidding? The only thing newspapers are good for these days is wiping..."
"Slug, listen to me -- think of the internet as a huge world-wide digital newspaper. No, think of it as a huge digital National Enquirer, without an editor, and every crack-smoking, rip-off, sleazeball con-artist on planet Earth is a special correspondent. You can't believe everything you read. In fact, you can't believe almost any of it. It's called SPAM."
To my surprise, Slug was speechless. I was worried about him. It can be dangerous when you come crashing down off of Red Bull at 2:00 a.m., especially on an empty stomach. And then I heard him softly mutter one word -- "Bummer."
"Slug, are you okay?"
"No lonely Russian farm girl?"
"Sorry, buddy. No."
"No check from Bill Gates? No 2,000% profit? No $75 an hour working from home?"
"No, no, and...no."
"Bummer."
"Slug, I'm sorry. I should have warned you about SPAM, but we were up until 3:30 that night getting you online, and there was so much to show you -- I just didn't have enough time or energy to explain everything in one night."
"No prob, bro," he sighed, "I think I'll just shut this down for the night and crash."
"I think that's a good idea, Slug."
Suddenly he shouted through the phone, "Dude, you won't believe the message box that just popped up on my screen!"
"Slug, calm down! Calm down! We haven't had time to discuss instant messaging yet!"
"Oh man! There are some college girls who want to party right now! I've gotta go man, I need to pick up another 6-pack of Red Bull at the 7-11."
"Slug, don't hang up! Slug! Slug?"
It was too late. I had lost him.
First thing tomorrow, I'm buying some stock in Red Bull. I got a tip that it might go up as much as 2,000%.
Before I could bark out a grumpy "hello" I heard, "Man, you never told me how totally amazing this was!"
It was the voice of my old buddy Slug, whom I have been helping to connect with the internet. For the past week he has been living on Red Bull and three hours of sleep each night. He's got a bad case of NIFS -- Newbie Internet Fever Syndrome.
"Slug," I said wearily, "You have got to quit calling me in the middle of the night. Some of us have to work for a living, you know."
"Bro, I'm sorry, I keep losing track of time. Is it really night now? No wonder I'm hungry. I haven't eaten since lunch."
"Slug, I warned you that the internet could be addictive. You have to make yourself take a break. Get some sleep! And quit calling me!"
"Dude, I can't help it! You never told me how much I had been missing. To think of the years I've wasted!"
"Slug, get a grip. It's just images on a screen. There is more to life than burning your eyes out staring at a computer monitor."
"You don't understand, man! You know what my life has been like -- just scraping by on dead-end jobs, can't keep a steady relationship, living paycheck to paycheck. But not anymore! I can never thank you enough for hooking me up with this computer."
I was wide awake by then, so I decided to humor him. "Slug, what are you talking about?"
"I have been getting the most amazing emails all night long. There's a beautiful, lonely Russian farm girl who wants to move to America and marry me. I think I have finally found a free cure for my E.D., and now I can earn a college degree without ever leaving home.
"Bill Gates is going to send me a check for $37,000 for forwarding an email to 50 friends, and the Nigerian Interior Minister notified me just an hour ago that I can earn a quick $250,000 by helping him set up a bank account for surplus Nigerian government funds!"
OOPS -- apparently I had forgotten to warn Slug about SPAM while I was coaching him on how to use email.
"Wow," I deadpanned, "I bet you can also find a way to make a 2,000% profit by investing in penny stocks."
"How did you hear about that?" he asked suspiciously. "That is an insider secret, and I had first dibs on that tip."
"Slug, Slug, Slug...do you believe everything you read in the newspaper?"
"The newspaper? Are you kidding? The only thing newspapers are good for these days is wiping..."
"Slug, listen to me -- think of the internet as a huge world-wide digital newspaper. No, think of it as a huge digital National Enquirer, without an editor, and every crack-smoking, rip-off, sleazeball con-artist on planet Earth is a special correspondent. You can't believe everything you read. In fact, you can't believe almost any of it. It's called SPAM."
To my surprise, Slug was speechless. I was worried about him. It can be dangerous when you come crashing down off of Red Bull at 2:00 a.m., especially on an empty stomach. And then I heard him softly mutter one word -- "Bummer."
"Slug, are you okay?"
"No lonely Russian farm girl?"
"Sorry, buddy. No."
"No check from Bill Gates? No 2,000% profit? No $75 an hour working from home?"
"No, no, and...no."
"Bummer."
"Slug, I'm sorry. I should have warned you about SPAM, but we were up until 3:30 that night getting you online, and there was so much to show you -- I just didn't have enough time or energy to explain everything in one night."
"No prob, bro," he sighed, "I think I'll just shut this down for the night and crash."
"I think that's a good idea, Slug."
Suddenly he shouted through the phone, "Dude, you won't believe the message box that just popped up on my screen!"
"Slug, calm down! Calm down! We haven't had time to discuss instant messaging yet!"
"Oh man! There are some college girls who want to party right now! I've gotta go man, I need to pick up another 6-pack of Red Bull at the 7-11."
"Slug, don't hang up! Slug! Slug?"
It was too late. I had lost him.
First thing tomorrow, I'm buying some stock in Red Bull. I got a tip that it might go up as much as 2,000%.
Friday, January 1, 2010
When Israel Draws A Line In The Sand
As 2010 begins, the clock is ticking, but is anyone in Washington paying attention?
Iran, an oil-rich oligarchy ruled by jihadist mullahs with a fanatical desire to destroy western civilization, is about to get THE BOMB.
A nuclear-armed Iran should be the worst nightmare of everyone who loves peace and liberty.
In response to this grave threat, the Obama administration makes occasional noises about stiffer UN sanctions, but the mullahs don't care about that. They are laughing all the way to the centrifuge. There are only two things that can stop the mullahs from obtaining nuclear weapons: military intervention from without, or regime change from within.
Our President has made it clear that he is no supporter of the brave young Iranian protesters who are dying in the streets of Tehran. Above all else, he seeks stability in Iran, even if it means choosing to do business with the tyrants who massacre political opposition. Without support from the west, the chances of regime change in Iran are slim and none.
The only option left is a surgical strike against Iran's nuclear facilities. That will be a difficult and dangerous mission. Tiny Israel will have no choice but to do it. She cannot allow a hostile Iran to possess THE BOMB.
So we will let the Jews take care of this threat, just like we did in 1981, when a surprise Israeli air attack took out the Osiraq Nuclear Reactor in Iraq. We should be eternally grateful to Israel for that mission, since it kept THE BOMB away from Saddam Hussein, who fancied himself the new leader of the Arab world.
Can you imagine the problems we would have had fighting a nuclear-armed Iraq in 1991? I wonder, would we have had the stomach to liberate Kuwait, if we had known that our troops might face a nuclear attack? If not for the 1981 Israeli air strike, Saddam and his murderous gang of thugs might still be strutting unchecked across the Middle East today.
The only reason we have the luxury of ignoring the present threat of a nuclear Iran is because Israel (the Little Satan) is at the top of Iran's hit list, and Israel is a small, nearby target. For the moment, we in the United States (the Great Satan) are outside the range of Iranian missiles.
Some military experts believe that Iran is less than a year away from having THE BOMB. Of course, Iran could well be closer to possessing nuclear capabilities than we realize.
We could wake up one morning in the near future to discover a mushroom cloud sprouting over an American city, courtesy of a suicide bomber with a suitcase nuke donated by the mad mullahs. How difficult would it be to sneak a suitcase through our porous borders?
Someday soon, Israeli intelligence will ascertain that Iran is almost ready to produce THE BOMB. Israel will have to act, no matter the consequences, because inaction would guarantee an Iranian first strike that would kill hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of Jews.
When Israel is forced to attack the Iranian nuclear facilities, the Muslim world will wail and weep and cry out against the "Zionist aggression." Huge angry mobs will riot in cities throughout the Muslim world. Demands for censure at the UN will reach a crescendo. The Arab nations may even decide to retaliate by attacking Israel. Again.
We can only hope that the USA will resist the Liberal knee-jerk response of demonizing Israel for a preemptive act of self-defense. For the truth is, western civilization will again be indebted to Israel for destroying a grave threat to the entire world.
Once again, by acting to save herself, Israel will have saved us all.
Iran, an oil-rich oligarchy ruled by jihadist mullahs with a fanatical desire to destroy western civilization, is about to get THE BOMB.
A nuclear-armed Iran should be the worst nightmare of everyone who loves peace and liberty.
In response to this grave threat, the Obama administration makes occasional noises about stiffer UN sanctions, but the mullahs don't care about that. They are laughing all the way to the centrifuge. There are only two things that can stop the mullahs from obtaining nuclear weapons: military intervention from without, or regime change from within.
Our President has made it clear that he is no supporter of the brave young Iranian protesters who are dying in the streets of Tehran. Above all else, he seeks stability in Iran, even if it means choosing to do business with the tyrants who massacre political opposition. Without support from the west, the chances of regime change in Iran are slim and none.
The only option left is a surgical strike against Iran's nuclear facilities. That will be a difficult and dangerous mission. Tiny Israel will have no choice but to do it. She cannot allow a hostile Iran to possess THE BOMB.
So we will let the Jews take care of this threat, just like we did in 1981, when a surprise Israeli air attack took out the Osiraq Nuclear Reactor in Iraq. We should be eternally grateful to Israel for that mission, since it kept THE BOMB away from Saddam Hussein, who fancied himself the new leader of the Arab world.
Can you imagine the problems we would have had fighting a nuclear-armed Iraq in 1991? I wonder, would we have had the stomach to liberate Kuwait, if we had known that our troops might face a nuclear attack? If not for the 1981 Israeli air strike, Saddam and his murderous gang of thugs might still be strutting unchecked across the Middle East today.
The only reason we have the luxury of ignoring the present threat of a nuclear Iran is because Israel (the Little Satan) is at the top of Iran's hit list, and Israel is a small, nearby target. For the moment, we in the United States (the Great Satan) are outside the range of Iranian missiles.
Some military experts believe that Iran is less than a year away from having THE BOMB. Of course, Iran could well be closer to possessing nuclear capabilities than we realize.
We could wake up one morning in the near future to discover a mushroom cloud sprouting over an American city, courtesy of a suicide bomber with a suitcase nuke donated by the mad mullahs. How difficult would it be to sneak a suitcase through our porous borders?
Someday soon, Israeli intelligence will ascertain that Iran is almost ready to produce THE BOMB. Israel will have to act, no matter the consequences, because inaction would guarantee an Iranian first strike that would kill hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of Jews.
When Israel is forced to attack the Iranian nuclear facilities, the Muslim world will wail and weep and cry out against the "Zionist aggression." Huge angry mobs will riot in cities throughout the Muslim world. Demands for censure at the UN will reach a crescendo. The Arab nations may even decide to retaliate by attacking Israel. Again.
We can only hope that the USA will resist the Liberal knee-jerk response of demonizing Israel for a preemptive act of self-defense. For the truth is, western civilization will again be indebted to Israel for destroying a grave threat to the entire world.
Once again, by acting to save herself, Israel will have saved us all.
Friday, December 25, 2009
The Santa Hoax
I freely admit that I made a lot of mistakes as a father. There were many times that I was not as patient and loving as I should have been with my children. But there is one thing I absolutely did get right: I vowed that I would never lie to my children, and I have kept that vow.
There were a few occasions when I deferred an answer until they were older, and a couple of times when I invoked my fifth amendment rights to avoid embarrassing revelations about transgressions committed in my wayward youth. But I never lied to them - about anything - even Santa Claus.
The whole Santa thing has always been a pet peeve of mine, and I'll tell you why.
When I was a kid, my parents, like most other parents, thought they were giving me a gift by telling me that Santa Claus would be bringing me presents on Christmas morning. When I was very young, I believed them without question. But as I got older, sometime around 1st or 2nd grade, I began to have my doubts.
You don't have to be a rocket scientist to question just how this obese old guy gets around the entire world in one night. That whole flying reindeer tale should have been my first tip-off. Even to a goofy 2nd grader, this story is a stretch.
When I finally got my parents to confess to the Santa hoax, I felt like I had been bamboozled. How could I have ever been so gullible to believe a story like that in the first place? And what other things were my parents making up stories about? When I got older, I knew I didn't want to make my kids feel that way about me.
As parents, we attempt to teach our children a lot of important things. If we expect them to respect us, and trust us, then we need to establish a track record of credibility.
So I vowed that I would never lie to my children. I did not want to fill their heads with tales about Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and all the other assorted childhood fantasies, because I wanted to make sure that they would believe me when I had something really important to tell them.
If I would lie to them about Santa and the Tooth Fairy, wouldn't they have a legitimate reason, as they grew up, to wonder if I was telling them the truth about Jesus? That was a bridge that I never wanted to have to cross. My kids had to know that God was real, and that they could trust me when I told them about him.
Lest you think I was some old Scrooge, I never tried to steal the wonder and joy of Christmastime from my kids. I simply told them that Santa was pretend, but that it was fun to pretend, and it was OK for them to pretend about Santa if they wished. They could pretend about anything they wanted, as long as they KNEW it was pretend, and not reality.
Kids have a natural gift for fantasy and game-playing, so they were totally OK with this concept. They would talk about Santa, and visit Santa at the mall, but deep down inside they knew they were just pretending. And they knew that I respected them enough to be honest with them.
There were some problems over the years when my kids would insist on sharing this knowledge with friends of theirs who actually did believe in Santa. I think there were a few parents unhappy with me. But what can I say? Truth is truth.
So Merry Christmas everybody! If you enjoy the whole Santa thing, I apologize for dissing your holiday tradition. But I can tell you, with 100% accuracy, that there is a much greater joy to be found this Christmas season.
Because the true story is, there really was a baby Jesus, born to be our Savior and Lord. You can read all about him in the Gospels, and I would encourage you to do so this Christmas season.
Emmanuel..."God with us"...the divine eternal creator...humbling himself to be born here and live among men. What an incredible sacrifice for God to make on our behalf! This story is so amazing that it is hard for people to believe it's true.
Until you ask God to open your eyes, you won't believe it either.
Historians are a bit fuzzy on the time line, but I can live with that. The exact date is not crucial, but the reality of the event marks a turning point in human history.
The plain fact is that Jesus was born, in a stable in Bethlehem, to a virgin named Mary and her husband Joseph, one evening about 2000 years ago. As God incarnate, he came here to die for our sins, save us from hell, and offer us the gift of eternal life.
I wouldn't lie to you about a thing like that.
There were a few occasions when I deferred an answer until they were older, and a couple of times when I invoked my fifth amendment rights to avoid embarrassing revelations about transgressions committed in my wayward youth. But I never lied to them - about anything - even Santa Claus.
The whole Santa thing has always been a pet peeve of mine, and I'll tell you why.
When I was a kid, my parents, like most other parents, thought they were giving me a gift by telling me that Santa Claus would be bringing me presents on Christmas morning. When I was very young, I believed them without question. But as I got older, sometime around 1st or 2nd grade, I began to have my doubts.
You don't have to be a rocket scientist to question just how this obese old guy gets around the entire world in one night. That whole flying reindeer tale should have been my first tip-off. Even to a goofy 2nd grader, this story is a stretch.
When I finally got my parents to confess to the Santa hoax, I felt like I had been bamboozled. How could I have ever been so gullible to believe a story like that in the first place? And what other things were my parents making up stories about? When I got older, I knew I didn't want to make my kids feel that way about me.
As parents, we attempt to teach our children a lot of important things. If we expect them to respect us, and trust us, then we need to establish a track record of credibility.
So I vowed that I would never lie to my children. I did not want to fill their heads with tales about Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and all the other assorted childhood fantasies, because I wanted to make sure that they would believe me when I had something really important to tell them.
If I would lie to them about Santa and the Tooth Fairy, wouldn't they have a legitimate reason, as they grew up, to wonder if I was telling them the truth about Jesus? That was a bridge that I never wanted to have to cross. My kids had to know that God was real, and that they could trust me when I told them about him.
Lest you think I was some old Scrooge, I never tried to steal the wonder and joy of Christmastime from my kids. I simply told them that Santa was pretend, but that it was fun to pretend, and it was OK for them to pretend about Santa if they wished. They could pretend about anything they wanted, as long as they KNEW it was pretend, and not reality.
Kids have a natural gift for fantasy and game-playing, so they were totally OK with this concept. They would talk about Santa, and visit Santa at the mall, but deep down inside they knew they were just pretending. And they knew that I respected them enough to be honest with them.
There were some problems over the years when my kids would insist on sharing this knowledge with friends of theirs who actually did believe in Santa. I think there were a few parents unhappy with me. But what can I say? Truth is truth.
So Merry Christmas everybody! If you enjoy the whole Santa thing, I apologize for dissing your holiday tradition. But I can tell you, with 100% accuracy, that there is a much greater joy to be found this Christmas season.
Because the true story is, there really was a baby Jesus, born to be our Savior and Lord. You can read all about him in the Gospels, and I would encourage you to do so this Christmas season.
Emmanuel..."God with us"...the divine eternal creator...humbling himself to be born here and live among men. What an incredible sacrifice for God to make on our behalf! This story is so amazing that it is hard for people to believe it's true.
Until you ask God to open your eyes, you won't believe it either.
Historians are a bit fuzzy on the time line, but I can live with that. The exact date is not crucial, but the reality of the event marks a turning point in human history.
The plain fact is that Jesus was born, in a stable in Bethlehem, to a virgin named Mary and her husband Joseph, one evening about 2000 years ago. As God incarnate, he came here to die for our sins, save us from hell, and offer us the gift of eternal life.
I wouldn't lie to you about a thing like that.
Friday, December 11, 2009
What I Do Not Want For Christmas
No doubt you are among the millions of readers of this blog who toss and turn, night after night, wondering what to get me for Christmas.
As a public service, please allow me to put your minds at ease. I am easy to please. Any thoughtful trinket you may wish to present to me will be appreciated, with the exception of the following:
1. Barack Obama Chia Bust -- You might think I'm making this up, but such an atrocity is on the shelves. For reasons too numerous to mention, I do not want one. And no commemorative plates, either.
2. Hair care products -- Sadly, I am fast approaching the point where these are unnecessary. If I do receive any hair care products for Christmas, I will probably just re-gift them to John Kerry or Donald Trump.
3. Lottery Tickets -- Is there any crappier present than a lottery ticket? Scratch it and throw it away...wheeee! I've always considered the lottery a stealth tax on foolish people -- please don't make me a party to that! If I am ever hit by lightning, I will know is it time to buy a lottery ticket, because I will have the same chances of winning the lottery as I did of getting struck by the lightning.
4. Speedo Swim Trunks -- Though I have worked diligently to maintain myself in peak physical condition over the years, it is unbecoming to flaunt it. Modesty dictates that I keep my rock-hard physique appropriately covered lest I cause a riot at the beach.
5. Fruitcake -- The phantom terror of every Christmas season. How can you eat something that never deteriorates? Who knows how old that thing is? I've heard stories that archeologists found pieces of perfectly preserved fruit cake in the stomach of King Tut, and they still tasted just fine. It's the re-gifting item that keeps on giving, year after year after year.
6. Star Certificate -- Every year I hear these commercials. For only $54 you can name a star after anyone you wish. All names will be registered with the International Star Registry. You get a customized certificate! Right. If you're going to present me with such a lame gift, at least upgrade me to planet status. Stars are so last year.
7. European Shoulder Bag -- Let me be clear: although I am totally secure in my male identity, and in touch with my inner woman, I have to draw the line somewhere. You can call it a shoulder bag, but Seinfeld had it right: it's a man-purse. No way, Jose. I can handle the fat wallet. I can even handle a fanny-pack. But no man-purse, please!
Now that you know what to avoid, let the shopping begin. I can't wait for you to surprise me.
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